Today I received a kind call on my mobile telling me that at a fair in Queens Park there was an inflatable sinking Titanic that I might be interested in.

I immediately hurried up there, about 2 minutes by car. I hurried in case something changed such as the weather. Some hoons with mullets mocked me as I stood in front of the Titanic with my camera but I ignored them, one advantage of being older and not being so reactive, although secretly I would have liked to have scragged them.

Now I am wondering if I should go back there first thing in the morning and see if I couldn’t reshoot this with the red plastic fence and the ropes removed, with the ship cleaned up there could be a photo here.